It's Christmas Eve Eve and all through the house
Everything's stirring, even a mouse
His name is Kevin and he lives in Steve's room
I daren't let the cats in or he'd meet his doom
Not sure how he got there but he's there sure enough
We both tried to catch him but " boy, is he tough "
I did all the right things, I gave him some cheese
But he just ignores it and happily flees
Maybe he's an orphan and has no-one to care
And after all, it's Christmas.... be fair
He wants to celebrate even though he's a mouse
He's one of God's creatures and lives in my house.