THE LAST LOO ROLL

YOU KNOW THE SAYING " TIMES ARE HARD, FRIENDS ARE FEW " ?

NEVER KNEW WHAT IT MEANT UNTIL I JUST WENT TO THE LOO,

JUST SAT IN THERE THINKING, MULLING OVER MY DAY,

WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, BECAUSE TO MY DISMAY,

THE LOO ROLL HOLDER WAS EMPTY, SO I WENT TO GET ANOTHER,

OH NO !! MY SHOCK, MY HORROR, AS THEN I DID DISCOVER,

IT WAS INDEED MY VERY LAST ONE, THE LOO ROLL WAS NO MORE,

GOOD JOB I'D ALREADY BEEN AND WIPED OR GOODNESS HELP MY FLOOR,

SO IT'S OFF TO THE SUPERMARKET FIRST THING, PURSE IN HAND,

COS BEING WITHOUT ANY LOO ROLL IS MORE THAN I CAN STAND...