SPIDER...

OH THE SHOCK...OH THE HORROR

IT'S MORE HIDEOUS THAN A MOUSE,

IT'S REVOLTING, IT'S BLOOD CURDLING,

IT WAS BIGGER THAN A HOUSE,

I JUST WALKED OUT THE BATHROOM,

WAS ON MY WAY TO BED,

WHEN SUDDENLY, I SAW IT,

IT EVEN HAD A HEAD,

IT ALMOST TOUCHED MY POOR DOGGY,

SAT GUARDING ON THE STAIRS,

IM JUST SO GLAD IT WAS ONLY ONE,

COS I'D HATE THEM TO BE IN PAIRS,

I REALLY HATE AND LOATHE THEM,

I REALLY HAVE DECIDED,

THE WORSE THING IN THE WORLD HAS TO BE

GREAT BIG HAIRY SPIDERS...

YUK !!!!