Just for a change
I thought I'd arrange
For Barry to welcome me to AOL
I thought while Im at it
To stay in the habit
He'd say I've got e-mail as well
But try as I might
And I put up a fight
I just can't seem to get him to stay
For when I log on
It seems that he's gone
He just keeps on running away
It seems I can't grasp
The jest of the task
Don't know where I'm going wrong
It's not like it matters
My life's not in tatters
I'd just like a welcome in song..