WHERE'S BARRY

Just for a change

I thought I'd arrange

For Barry to welcome me to AOL

I thought while Im at it

To stay in the habit

He'd say I've got e-mail as well

But try as I might

And I put up a fight

I just can't seem to get him to stay

For when I log on

It seems that he's gone

He just keeps on running away

It seems I can't grasp

The jest of the task

Don't know where I'm going wrong

It's not like it matters

My life's not in tatters

I'd just like a welcome in song..